Let's be honest, everything taste's better with cheese. Here are a few irritants that that would go down a whole lot smoother with some cheesy goodness.
• Taxes: If every April 15th came with a free plate of cheese dripping nachos, that would indeed be a day to smile about.
• Quarterly Reviews: Cheese.
• Stepping in Dog Poo: Those new shoes sure looked good a second ago. No worries, some cheese wantons will brighten your day.
• Dentist Appointments: Cheese.
• Safety and Emissions: Your car doesn't pass? No problem, have a side of chili cheese fries on us.
• Surgery: Cheese.
• Speeding Tickets: Officer Friendly hands you a ticket with a smile. He isn't smiling for ruining your day, he smiles because of the ooey gooey mozzarella cheese sticks you are about to devour.
• Jury Duty: Cheese.
• A Bad Hair Day: I have them, you might have them. . . but I'll tell you what, if I had a blue cheese crumble salad waiting for me I'd be pretty happy about life.
Life is hard enough add some cheese.